Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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