I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...