I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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