I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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