Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
We have so much sex to catch up on
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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