i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'm always down for nudity.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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