shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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