I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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