I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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