is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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