Taylor Swift is so right about you.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
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Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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