so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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