I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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