You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
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