Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
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Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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