okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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