On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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