Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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