is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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