I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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