Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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