Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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