it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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