And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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