This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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