Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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