This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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