Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
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Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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