CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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