can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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