we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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