he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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