Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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