Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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