Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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