i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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