im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
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Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I just want nice things and good sex
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Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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