mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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