you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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