What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
You can't just leave with hair like that
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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