I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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