I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
