I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
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So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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