Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Two words: blizzard sex
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I think my moral compass just broke
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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