oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
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Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
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