Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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