Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
