just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Someone signed my nipple.
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