Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
she pinky promised me she was 18
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
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Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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