youre lurking in front of me
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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