I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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