He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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